Bill Laird
chan
Dane Smith
Rob Coleman
Bill was born in 1942, in Croatia to a poor Lebanese family. He is now president of the United States of America. The above picture is not in black and white, he is. He has a robot pal named Rory, who likes mixed drinks.
Bill now plays guitar writes songs, and sings in the band. He smokes filtered cigarettes.
chan is a dark force spawned from the loins of the Unholy One himself. Currently residing on the West Coast, chan manifests as a musical presence through the power of a ten dollar bass guitar and the Internet.
Dane Smith, whom I consider The Great Genius and Philosopher of the 20th century, was a painter, writer, and member of the surrealist movement.
Dane's paintings are characterized by meticulous draftsmanship and realistic detail, with brilliant colors heightened by transparent glazes. Among his writings are ballet scenarios and several books, including The Secret Life of Dane (1942) and Diary of a Genius (1965). I suggest you read these afore-mentioned Unique compositions.
He plays the drums.
Rob Coleman (or 'Bobby' to his friends) is the first person not named 'Chris' to join the band. Bill has wanted to be in a band with Bobby since the wee age of 15. Bobby is very nice. For those who don't know what he does within the band, Bobby plays bass, and sings harmonies very well.